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- by user, rij 1703633

Three stars.

- by user, nfw 772474

Submitted by pretty reader, Alex V.

Empathy Defined

- by user, egi 688779

Is that you, Shakespeare?

- by user, etr 607677

Black man element

- by user, MJ 874312

"The apparently gay man has a sexually charged cowgirl as a girlfriend for it can not be that any person involved in defeating adam and eve's snakes are homosexual for such a natural occurrence is an abomination against humanity that got itself has created."

Snakes on a Plane.

Phew.

MyK as Hell

and

- both by user, MyK Hell

No word yet on what you should seek out if you are a fan of amateurish movies with bad Australian actors who yell and scream obscenities at each other incessantly for no apparent reason.

Submitted by furious reader, Alex V.